Monday, March 16, 2009

Not Me Monday.........

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I DID NOT have to follow-up with the Endocrinologist on Wednesday.

I WAS NOT about to pee my pants after being taken to the exam room.

I DID NOT run to quickly use the bathroom while waiting for the Doctor to come in.

The handle of the toilet DID NOT hang up during the flushing of said toilet.

The toilet DID NOT overflow.

There WAS NOT toilet water and pee all over the bathroom floor.

I DID NOT feverishly grab handfuls of paper towels to clean it up.

I DID NOT spend an extended amount of time, and I mean an extended amount of time, in the bathroom performing this cleaning job.

I DID NOT break out into a full sweat from both panic and cleaning.

I DID NOT sneak out of this bathroom and into the one next door and pretend THAT was the one I had used.

I DID NOT have wet pants from flooding incident.

I DID NOT attempt to hide wet pants during exam from Doctor.

I DID NOT about DIE when he reached to feel my ankles and I realized that my pants were slightly wet there too.

It WAS NOT extremely funny once it was over and I was telling my Mom and my friends at work.

I DID NOT immediately think THIS will be my Not Me Monday.

That is MORE than enough for me this week. What did you NOT do?
I look forward to finding out!




  1. And what a PERFECT "Not Me Monday" entry it was. ha ha ha

    I love it when something disastrous happens and when I wanna be 'frustrated', I instead say "OH well, at least it's a Not Me blog!"

    Thanks MckMama! ha ha ha

    Great Not Me!

  2. what a great not me monday. the flood must have been awful did the doctor ask why your pants was wet?

  3. LOL dang that would be totally horrifying! I'm glad it didn't happen to you.

  4. Only you,Grace...............only you.

  5. Girl....that is exactly what I would have done.